Oddest Twitter Stars: Shit my dads says

Oddest Twitter Stars: Shit my dads says

The 28 year-old who moved back to his parents' and became a million follower sensation by quoting his dad's thoughts.

How would you feel moving back with mom and dad at the age of 28? Well, let me tell you that you're not a loser and even in a situation like this, there's still hope. Just take a look at Justin Halpern from San Diego, who turned this frustrating reality into an internet phenomenon. This creative man found his inspiration in his dad's irreverent daily quotes that he decided to post everyday on a site called shitmydadsays.

The site contains fragments of conversations, observations and exclamations coming out from Samuel's mouth, the most famous dad on Twitter now. The 73-year-old retired man has now thousands of followers on the internet. He and his son, Justin have even received some interesting offers from literary agents and book publishers.

From: http://www.oddee.com/

Some Examples:

"The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."

"I think the baby shit....Well, I'm smelling shit right now, so if it ain't the baby, one of you has a big fucking problem."

"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."

"Do these announcers ever shut the fuck up? Don't ever say stuff just because you think you should. That's the definition of an asshole."

"Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don't waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down."

"I like the dog. If he can't eat it, or fuck it, he pisses on it. I can get behind that."

"You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."

"The baby will talk when he talks, relax. It ain't like he knows the cure for cancer and he just ain't spitting it out."

"Nobody is that important. They eat, shit, and screw, just like you. Maybe not shit like you, you got those stomach problems."

"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."

"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown fucking toenail. Stop bitching."

"I don't need more friends. You got friends and all they do is ask you to help them move. Fuck that. I'm old. I'm through moving shit."

"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."

"Mom is smarter than you...No? Well, ask yourself this; has mom ever unknowingly had toilet paper hanging out of her ass?...Mom 1. You 0"

"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”

From: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

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